Here is how my generation of British schoolchildren learned about being a scientist.
“Its legs were all wiggly when we chopped its live body open, so we pulled them off FOR SCIENCE. Now, PASS ME THE ELECTRODES, THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING.”
(via @YesGaudzinhoYes)
Side note 1: I now do science for a job. BRB, hurting insects.
Side note 2: When you cut a live animal open it is not a “dissection” you FUCKING AMATEUR VOICEOVER GUY, IT IS A VIVISECTION.








