Russell Brand only competent person on camera during MSNBC interview of Russell Brand, ends up having to do job of interviewers for them.

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Always Objectify Iron Man

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travelwithmethen:

246-oh-1:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week

that is some of the most intense “nope”ing i’ve ever seen

There are no mooses in australia.

Also, it’s winter in Australia right now.  But nice try Tumblr.

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moon-cunt:

ilikerob:

blameitonblake:

It appears that some celebrities don’t actually like Justin Bieber.. How sad.

XTINA!! Haha gurllll!

AHAHAHAHAHA CHRISTINA’S FACE I ABOUT DROPPED DEAD

Fair point, well made.

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conflictingheart:

This. Made my day.

This is fantastic.

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An 8-year-old’s homework.

Good thinking, kid.

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chihirofujisakisan:

a journey of discovery

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descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

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