apparently not only her first tattoo but also her boyfriend’s name…cool good job
Why would you do that.
This is up there on things that you should not do.
If a girl I was dating ever got my name tattooed on her face in four inch high letters then even if I loved her part of my mind would still be going “Yeah, but think how fucking hilarious it would be if you broke up with her and she was left with that…”
Wow this is amazing! Using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood. at ThinkGeek. via ugust de los Reyes
Okay in case it isn’t clear in this abbreviation, they implant a grid into your body surgically. Once that heals, you can program it to display whatever, and re do it, undo it, or keep it how it is. That is fucking awesome.
I’ll take two!
I’ve never got a tattoo because I’m just too fickle, but THIS? THIS.
Sweet Christmas! It’s like fucking Hoth out there. I feel like the weather is wagging a disapproving finger at me as if to say “I know you’re on holiday Seej, and I know you have precisely no need to drag your ass out of bed tomorrow except to empty your bladder, much less leave the apartment and do anything productive, but I still don’t think you should be going and getting another 8-pack of beer from the corner shop.”
STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY BUSINESS, WEATHER! NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD! I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY CRICKET! I HATE CRICKET! W.G. GRACE WAS A BELLEND!!!!
Actually though, all this is not completely true; I do have an extremely good reason to drag my ass out from under the duvet tomorrow. TOMORROW IS NEW PHONE DAY!!!!
Orange rang me up and told me I was a valued customer. I responded with my natural instinct of paranoid suspicion. “No, really,” they continued, “and we’d like to try and reduce your payments and give you a new phone.”
They offered me another HTC Windows Mobile one, and I talked them round to an HTC Tattoo, all the while warily repeating my mantra of “…and this isn’t going to cost me anything is it?”
They said they’d overnight it to me at no extra cost, so at some point tomorrow I should have one of these babies ready for me to drop/lose/break over the festive season:
It’s running Android 1.6! Now I can get Layar and Google Maps Navigation and all that other crap that will make me squee with delight. Hooray for Orange and their business model which I just can’t understand but don’t care about!
Also, side-note: How long before someone takes Layar and copies Gibson’s AR artwork idea of dead celebrities in the locations of their deaths from Spook Country? Just sayin’ is all…